Cottage Cheese Experience

The other day I came home around 11 p.m. I was super hungry and decided I should eat some cottage cheese. I just opened the fridge and grabbed the cottage cheese by the top. While walking to the counter I sort of tripped over myself, and dropped the cottage cheese. It was seriously just like Mount St. Helen, the cottage cheese shot out of the bucket and went everywhere. My face was plastered with cottage cheese and it was literally all over the kitchen. My dog, Rusty, was there and got his fair share of cottage cheese smothered into his fur. I let out a noise that was half snort, half gasp when it happened and then it was instant laughter. I was laughing so hard my dad called from his bed room to see if I was okay, because it sounded like I was crying. I started to clean up the mess and Rusty was definitely helping by eating the cheese off the floor. It took a good roll of paper towels and some time to get it all off the counters, the ceiling, the window..and me. After the initial clean-up was through I was still laughing and dished myself up some cottage cheese...successfully I might add. But as I turned to walk back to the fridge I noticed my mom's Keurig coffee machine was completely smothered in cottage cheese. This put me back into a fit of laughter and I grabbed a few more Bounty quicker-picker-uppers and cleaned the kitchen. The next morning I was eating breakfast and my dad asked, "Sooo did you and the dog have a run-in with some cottage cheese? Because I found globs of cottage cheese in Rusty's fur this morning.." Whoops, I cleaned everything except the dog...Uh, oh. Guess I will be giving the dog a bath sometime this week!